Don't Eff With Suresh: A Look at Tonight's Heroes Premiere

Even though our keyword activity points toward the notion that we have mostly fans of Britney and Lindsay here and very little else, I shall continue this season with my weekly Heroes clips. Below you'll find seven clips of tonight's season premiere, which looks...sort of boring. Suresh is still hot and pouty, Claire's hair has lost some of it's bounce and she predictably befriends a geeky outsider at her new school, and there's two new Mexicans running from...something. Oh, and Hiro is still strangely adorable. I wish I could say I have high hopes for this season, but since last season ended with a Hallmark-inspired whimper, I'll be keeping my options open. I can still re-watch the Paradise Hotel marathon, if need be.

As the second volume of “Heroes” begins, the fates of Peter (Milo Ventimiglia), Nathan (Adrian Pasdar) and Matt (Greg Grunberg) are revealed, following the horrible showdown with Sylar (Zachary Quinto) and Peter’s uncontrolled nuclear detonation miles above New York City. As everyone attempts to move on, a new sinister force begins stalking and murdering Heroes. With the family hiding in Southern California, H.R.G. (Jack Coleman) and Claire (Hayden Panettiere) attempt to live as inconspicuously as possible, which proves to be easier said than done. Meanwhile, after landing in feudal Japan, Hiro (Masi Oka) meets his hero Takezo Kensei (David Anders). Twins Maya (Dania Ramirez) and Alejandro Herrera (Shalim Ortiz) hope to make the crossing into the U.S. from Mexico, in hopes of finding help with their deadly abilities.

Source: Heroes the Series

Claire and Peter Bump Pink Parts

So the newest little buzz around Hayden Panettiere is that she's opened up her heart and her vagina for co-star, Milo Ventimiglia:

Hayden and Milo get cozy, comfy and intimate at the Duran Duran concert staged at Disney Hall in downtown Los Angeles, an official after-party of the Emmy Awards. They seem quite in love as they touch and take pictures in the midst of the crowd, and towards the end of the sequence Hayden spots our tiny video camera recording it all across the crowded hall.

Eh. I mean, sure, they're dancing. And they take a picture together. And she rubs her newly legal tushy all up on his d...but I'm not sure any of this merits the captions of "secret love" or "lovers" that were so cleverly added to the video. I'm disappointed, to be sure. Not only was there none of the "intimacy" promised, but they certainly didn't appear to be "quite in love," and there was absolutely no sign of crumping. I saw Bring it On: All or Nothing, Hayden. I expect better of you. Namely, I expect you to bring it.

Source: Hollywood.tv

Nathan's a Total Bitch, and Other Musings on Tonight's Heroes

Nathan's a bitch. So is Peter. Claire whines a lot. I hope these clips are the sort that make you think one thing is going to happen, but something else happens entirely. Because if Nathan is really going to go along with his bitch mother instead of helping his brother, I will punch Adrian Pasdar on principle alone. Then I'll punch Milo Ventimiglavanderputtenlongnameguy for not reading his brother's mind . Jesus Christ, people. You're trying to save the world, here. Maybe try a little organization? You get organized and save the world, and maybe I'll stop holding the actions of your fictional characters against you as a person. Deal?

With Isaac’s (Santiago Cabera) horrible predictions all unfolding before them, the everyday people with extraordinary abilities face moments of pain and peril in Kirby Plaza with unflinching heroism, as “Heroes” first volume comes to a close — and the next surprisingly begins.

...What a shit synopsis. I now officially hate the episode guide people, whoever they are.

Source: Heroes the Series

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